Warning: This post contains shocking revelations. Donald Trump At the National
Breaking news.
The Democratic nominee for President, Kamala Harris is…. Black!
And it took the Republican nominee Donald Trump to enlighten us about this.
The self-described “best president for Blacks since Abraham Lincoln” admitted during an interview at The National Association of Black Journalists that he didn’t know Kamala Harris was black.
“When did she turn black? Trump inquired “Someone should look into that.”
And just like that, the room of Black journalists were on this breaking news, putting their honed investigative skills to the test, digging deep to uncover this mystery.
Who knew this Howard University graduate was Black?
What clues did we miss? Did others like Trump think her Jamaican father was born in Jamaica, Queens, like him?
It’s time to open an investigation.
Let’s get Rachel Dolezal on the inquiry Who better to know than the woman who passed for black but was exposed as Caucasian?
While they are at it maybe they’ll find Obama’s birth certificate from Kenya.